Dave Portnoy Still Can't Beat Michigan Shirt

Dave Portnoy Still Can't Beat Michigan Shirt – Premium Rivalry Tee for Game Day & Everyday

If you watched Dave Portnoy fiery Big Noon Kickoff debut, you saw the mic-drop: he stripped off a hoodie to reveal a bold maize message—“Still Can’t Beat Michigan.” The crowd booed, the internet roared, and a rivalry moment was born. This shirt captures that exact energy so you can wear it on Saturdays

Why this shirt matters (the backstory)

On his first BNK appearance in Columbus, Portnoy trolled the Buckeye faithful with a maize-on-black “Still Can’t Beat Michigan” tee—and even ended up handed an Ohio State jersey on set. The moment lit up social feeds and cemented this line as the rivalry clapback of 2025. 

Rep the rivalry. Add the Dave Portnoy Still Can't Beat Michigan Shirt to cart now and wear the BNK moment all season long.